Learning French

I just had 26 page views in a single day from France. I know that the reader/s can read English, unless of course they were just looking at the pictures. This system doesn't tell me if it were 26 people reading one page each or one person reading 26 pages. Just to be on the safe side I think it best I add to my vocabulary in French of 21 words. Maybe string enough words together to make a sentence. Not sure about reading and writing. Some have said I have a limited enough grasp of the English language not to confuse my brain with more words, Then there is of course spelling. There's a story.

Best limit myself to a few phases like 'Can you speak English.' 'How much?' 'pint please.' I have survived reasonably well in various parts of the world just knowing that.

I consulted Pluto. His look seemed to say it was all Greek to him.

So there we have it.

Have I posted this poem before?


The noise outside the door.

The couple writhe.
The couple pause.
Was that a noise,
Outside the door?

"He's out of town.
We have all night.
No need to worry.
Everything's alright."

The couple writhe.
The couple pause.
Was that a noise,
Outside the door?

"I heard something.
Have you a cat?"
"I only have one pussy.
This is that."

The couple writhe.
The couple pause.
Was that a noise,
Outside the door?

Locks are turned.
Doors are opened.
Words will follow.
Hearts are broken.

The couple writhe.
The couple pause.
Was that a noise,
Outside the door?